I can remember the exact name of almost every color of wall paint I used in my house. I realized this today in my bathroom where I have a plethora of paint chips slid between the trim & wall next to the window. I find this odd, since I frequently can't remember where I put my phone, keys, shoes, etc. (thankfully, I haven't had this problem with my children, yet).
For instance, my kitchen is a moss green called "urban loft." I think urban loft sounds hip & refined. My living room is a light tan color called "almond paste," and its just as neutral as it sounds. My bedroom is painted "vanilla steam." Basically, its off white. Caleb's room, a slate blue, is called "Nantucket breeze," which sounds kind of preppy to me. Ellie's room is a shade of brown called "brown teepee" which rhymes with brown peepee, which is gross, but a lovely bedroom it is, anyway. "Coconut Scent" is the color of our other upstairs bathroom, a refreshing shade of yellow. And refreshing & clean is the vibe you want with a potty training toddler & a spaghetti sauce ring around the bathtub...
I have a good reason for not knowing the color of the downstairs bathroom, aka the jungle bathroom. you can thank the paint man at lowes for that. You know that comerical where people bring in real flowers, and shoes, & stuffed walruses & the friendly paint lady at lowes' waves her magic wand over it & mixes up the exact color? Well, in actuality, if you bring in your jungle themed shower curtain & request they mix up a color resembling the hibiscus amid all the animals, the elderly paint man looks at you funny, and says "what do you want?" I think I mumbled something like "I saw it on t.v." & was thinking to myself... dang, maybe that was the home depot comercial. Then, paint man walks over to the rack of paint chips & proceeds to hold several red paint chips up to my shower curtain. Needless to say, I didn't keep the paint chip for sentimental reasons. I let Pete pick the color of the family room in the basement, I think he called it "Pats silver" because it was the shade of gray on his football team's (the Patriots) helment. What a man. So I don't know color's correct moniker.... which brings me back to my bathroom... its called silver winter or winter something. Pete & I hate it. Pete calls it a girls bathroom, but i think thats because he's sort of color blind, he frequently thinks light blue is purple, & purple is gray, etc... I don't like it because its feels cold & unwelcoming, like the name suggests. I can't decide which shade of taupe/brown I like better, "wool coat" which is darker of the 2 shades, or "seagull beach." Wool coat sounds kind of classic, like wearing a pea coat. Seagull beach sounds like you're at the beach & trying to eat that sub you brought for lunch & the seagulls are swooping down on you. And on that note... I think I'm decided. Thanks for your help.
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Totally love reading your blog. I can almost hear your thoughts, and they are funny. Totally empathize with the spaghetti sauce ring in the tub, also. I would say something very house-wifey like "yay for Mr Clean Magic Eraser". But I would be lying for the most part- What I will say is, "yay for rubbing it off with my hand or the just used wash cloth, while the tub is still wet!" Mainly because the small toad (word for my toddler) prevents the regular cleaning of the tub with his ever heel clinging nature. : )
ReplyDeleteI love this blog... please take it of life support! Revive this thing. Your thoughts are hilarious, I would like to think that I am living vicariously through you with your kids. If only now would be the right time for them! thanks!
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